Bad, bad DST
Last night you stole an hour from me!
I went to bed and all was well
Now in the morning, time is hell
What used to be six, now is five
And I feel only half alive
My brain is fuzzy, eyes are closed
The rest of me still in a doze
You plucked me straight from comfort zone
And I am tired to the bone
Cell phone and PC part of theft
Dear sweet hour, why have you left
DSThief, keep my time safe
I promise I won’t misbehave
Entitled to refund we will wait
‘Till end of fall, and don’t be late
So Daylight Saving Time my dear
Is only temporary, you hear?
After that, the hour again is mine
And I will kick your ass back in line!
Rise and shine my friends!